I got this from another forum, dont know if this ever been posted here or not, but I like this joke. ;D

MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING!

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband,

although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer."

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.

The only thing he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses... "

The wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar. you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SH**! SIT YOUR A** DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A** ISN'T GOING TO A ****ED BAR! THAT SH** IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKA**?"

and....they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story? --

Sure brings a tear(s) to my eyes...

;D ;D thats a good one!

...That's funny but sadly enough true .....

OMG I DIDNT KNOW YOU WHERE IN THE ROOM WHEN MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT  :-[

Where you in the closet??  

Been there and done that. ;D

A hardworking, kind, handsome young man finally got up the nerve to ask a beautiful young lady to marry him.

She said "NO!"...and he lived happily ever after.

FR