..........hey guys watch this ;D

 so true, so true :'(

         As Ever,

          skillet

Watch What?

Watch What?

You've never met a redneck, have you?   ;D ;D ;D

I thought it was, "that ain't no cottonmouth."

Watch What?

Have you got it yet frogtog?  ;D

Where have you met a redneck that says "hey guys"

Oh have I got news for you.  

Watch what? come on and tell me now.

Watch what? come on and tell me now.

:... :

Yankees... :

actually it more like hey Yall watch this !!!!! ;D

"I smell gas, somebody light a match so I can find the leak..."

"Lemme show you how to wrassle a bear..."

I remember Michael Waltrip told that joke right before he stood on his head in victory lane at Talladega a few years ago.

Yall got it all wrong we don't pronuciate or whatever its more like hey yall watchis ;D

Yall got it all wrong we don't pronuciate or whatever its more like hey yall watchis ;D

captian yall right  ;D ;D

I thought it was

" Hold my beer and watch this "    ;D

" ...hold my sign I don't want to lose it"

Harshman

Hunny.....I swur..on my life.........I wasa.........frog giggun'.

heres a redneck joke for ya.

this guys at this womans house he spends all day there so he tells the woman go take my pants and shoes outside and rubb em in the grass. she does this, then he goes home and his wife hollers where you been, he says out cheating she replies you liar you was out fishing again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This little story should explain what we mean Frogtog:

  A Texas Tech graduate, a University of Texas grad and a Texas Aggie were

  sitting in a bar in San Antonio. The view of the river was fantastic,

  the beer was ice cold and the food exceptional.

  "But," said the guy from Tech, "I still prefer the beer joints back in

  Lubbock. There's one place where the owner goes out of his way for the

  locals. When you buy 4 beers, he will buy the 5th."

  The Longhorn said "Well, at my local bar in Austin, the owner will buy

  your 3rd drink after you've bought 2."

  "Hell, that's nothin'," the Aggie responded. "Back in College Station

  there's this bar where the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy

  you a drink and keep them coming all night. Then when you've had enough

  to drink, they take you upstairs and see that you get laid. And it's all

  on the house."

  The Red Raider and the Longhorn immediately doubted the Aggie's claims.

  "And this actually happened to you?" asked the Tech grad.

No, not myself personally," admitted the Aggie. "But it did happen to my

sister."

This little story should explain what we mean Frogtog:

A Texas Tech graduate, a University of Texas grad and a Texas Aggie were

sitting in a bar in San Antonio. The view of the river was fantastic,

the beer was ice cold and the food exceptional.

"But," said the guy from Tech, "I still prefer the beer joints back in

Lubbock. There's one place where the owner goes out of his way for the

locals. When you buy 4 beers, he will buy the 5th."

The Longhorn said "Well, at my local bar in Austin, the owner will buy

your 3rd drink after you've bought 2."

"Hell, that's nothin'," the Aggie responded. "Back in College Station

there's this bar where the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy

you a drink and keep them coming all night. Then when you've had enough

to drink, they take you upstairs and see that you get laid. And it's all

on the house."

The Red Raider and the Longhorn immediately doubted the Aggie's claims.

"And this actually happened to you?" asked the Tech grad.

No, not myself personally," admitted the Aggie. "But it did happen to my

sister."

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Sam  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D