This is terrible, very sad to see this happen.  

Columbus, OH (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Franklin County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling overwho should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that familyunity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Marshall University's football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

(You can insert any football team you wish, I chose Marshall, b/c they're West Virginia's University's rival)

(You can insert any football team you wish, I chose Marshall, b/c they're West Virginia's University's rival)

You mean like Notre Dame?

Open mouth, insert hook!!!   You got me on that one.  I was really into it, reading along until I got to the bottom and started cracking up.  

Good one Kidd brother,

You had me all the way. I hope you don't mind if I recycle that one.  

Ronnie

That deserves this

Thanks guys, I loved the joke, as Jimzee said, it pulled me in hook, line, and sinker.  ;D

Thanks guys, I loved the joke, as Jimzee said, it pulled me in hook, line, and sinker.  ;D

Crap, it jerked the whole rod out of my hand...

;D

Me too!!  Good one, troutfisher!!  ;D

No problem guys, I knew as soon as I saw that I had to repost  ;D

I just got gut hooked.