"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'

Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside

them logs, but he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They

search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

The art of the con.  

VERY GOOD YOUNG MAN

Good one.

Hahaha       Thats a new one too me, nice.

lol, thanks guys.  I knew when I saw it I had to repost.  ;D

Very Good!

Reminds me of the one where the guy supposedly hid it under his untilled garden.... ;D

BTW, if that guy who stole about 2 cords of our firewood would ever bring it back....