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One Sunday morning during church services, there is a cloud of smoke and the devil appears. The congregation ran for the exits including the preacher. All but one old man. The devil asked the old man if he knew who he was. The old man says "yep." The devil asked, "you're not afraid?" Old man said "nope." The devil asked, "don't you know that I can kill you right here?" Old man said, "yep." Devil asks, "you're not afraid?" Old man says, "nope." Devil says, "I can not only kill you but, I can send you to hell and torture you for eternity." "Do you understand that?" the devil asks. Old man says, "yep." "Are you still not afraid?" Old man says, "nope?" At this point the devil is frustrated and sits down next to the old man. Why are you not afraid? Old man says, "I've been married to your sister for 46 years.

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