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An old career army officer was at his own retirement party in his full dress uniform. A young woman noticed him and started flirting. She told him how good he still looked in his uniform for his age. After a while, she was bold enough to ask when he had last had sex. "1955 ma'am." She looked around and then escorted him upstairs to a bedroom. They both undressed and went at it for at least 30 minutes. When they were finished and were dressing, the young woman commented that he was really good and hadn't forgotten anything since 1955. He replied, " I hope not ma'am, it's only 2100 now. It was only an hour and a half ago."

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