I guess you much older than me guys ;D will know this one, my dad told me

"son you'll know when the honey moon is over when your sitting there taking a dump and your wife comes on in and brushes her teeth"

;D ;D ;D ;D

Pops had a way with explaining things to the point :

this happens.

Two elderly couples were playing cards together and the ladies got up to get everyone some new drinks in the kitchen. One gentleman said to the other, "We ate at an excellent restaurant last night. I highly recommend you try it." The other man asked, "What's the restaurants name?"

The gentleman sat there thinking and then asked his friend, "What is the name of that flower that you give on Valentine's Day?"

His friend responded, "Do you mean a Rose?"

"Yeah that's right" he said and then yelled out, "Hey Rose, What was the name of that restaurant we ate at last night?"