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I was waiting for the tasers.  Funny stuff!!

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my buddy accidently tasered his wife in the rear.  

That gave me a great laugh setting here at work.  I had to cover my mouth to keep from wakeing patients.

LOL gave me and my roomates a laugh. Occifer... classic

my buddy accidently tasered his wife in the rear.

I pepper sprayed myself once. I put my wife's keys (with the pepper spray canister attached) in my pocket. Somehow the safety switch got turned and it sprayed me right in the @%*!!. :o Man, did it hurt! Two showers later and alot of scrubbing it still hurt. I'll never do that again.

I can ;D about it now, but it sure wasn't funny then.

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Pepper spray does indeed suck.  If you get sprayed again not much you can do.  Immediately flush eyes with cool water.  Force eyes  open and look into the wind.  Let the wind blow into them and flush again with cool water.  

If you stay outdoors and sweat then you will continue to feel a burning/stinging sensation to your skin but your eyesite should be ok.

DO NOT shave prior to being sprayed.

If eyes are not working properly after 30 minutes seek medical attention.  The affects of the spray should not last longer than that.

my buddy accidently tasered his wife in the rear.

"Accidentally" Uh huh.  Sure. ;)

naughty naughty santa lol!  

Pepper spray does indeed suck.  If you get sprayed again not much you can do.  Immediately flush eyes with cool water.  Force eyes  open and look into the wind.  Let the wind blow into them and flush again with cool water.  

If you stay outdoors and sweat then you will continue to feel a burning/stinging sensation to your skin but your eyesite should be ok.

DO NOT shave prior to being sprayed.

If eyes are not working properly after 30 minutes seek medical attention.  The affects of the spray should not last longer than that.

Since you know a lot about pepper spray do you know anything about listurene (I know I spelt wrong but thats the stuff in a spray bottle that gives you fresh breath) Because my friend sprayed that several times in my eyes as a joke during class so I was not able to wash it out. My vision is fine but would it ever have negative effects?

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Listerine?  I have no clue. But atleast your eyes will smell fresh.  I imagine it was the alcohol in the listerine that burnt.

"It's just snow, from the north pole."

 ::)

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