I think Russ should be Mrs. August.  ;D

Yea, we can do centerfolds and have a calander next year. MAYBE GIDGET CAN HOOK HIM UP WITH A BIKINI

He'd have to shop in the little girl's section...  ;D

He'd have to shop in the little girl's section... ;D

THAT"S JUST NOT RIGHT>>>>>BUT IT SURE IS FUNNY

He'd have to shop in the little girl's section... ;D

is there a newborn baby bikini section anywere?? lol  ;D

You guys done? :

Nope,

The Bikini would have to come in cup size A minus.

I don't think they make them that small.   ;D

So instead of a bikini would a rubber band work? Gotta love those tube tops  ;D

You guys done? :

Guess not.

OK, So size matters.  I won't apologize for my physical makeup, I was built for speed,....not comfort.

Y'all can keep tearing up on me, that's fine, just do me a favor, go show the picture of me below to the wife/girlfriend and ask them if you have any place goofing on my body  ;D

I may be short,....BUT I AIN'T NO BUBBA!!  Let he without a beer gut, cast the first stone.

Muddy?  Burley?,...Avid?,....anyone?

                                               .........................Allllllrighty then.

Mine said "if you want to brian." ;D

120deg heat, 100lbs of gear, 15months of combat...no beer gut here.

Working on it though  ;D

Mine said "if you want to brian." ;D

120deg heat, 100lbs of gear, 15months of combat...no beer gut here.

Working on it though  ;D

You're a US Military fighting machine,....you don't count in this one!!   ;D

d**n, this thread got f'n creepy fast...

:-? :-?

Here ya go Russ!

Human/Tick Hybrid????

rofl

Here ya go Russ!

I am 6'0" and 170lbs. That's got to be the worst abuse of a human body I think I have ever seen. Going to throwup now...

Here ya go Russ!

Hey Mook : I think you have solved the Where is Jimmy Hoffa ? Question

You guys done? :

Guess not.

OK, So size matters.  I won't apologize for my physical makeup, I was built for speed,....not comfort.

Y'all can keep tearing up on me, that's fine, just do me a favor, go show the picture of me below to the wife/girlfriend and ask them if you have any place goofing on my body  ;D

I may be short,....BUT I AIN'T NO BUBBA!!  Let he without a beer gut, cast the first stone.

Muddy?  Burley?,...Avid?,....anyone?

                                               .........................Allllllrighty then.

and a tan line too!

How long did it take you to find that picture on the Internet Russ?

That's me.

I'm 40 yrs old , 5'7", 135lbs with a bit of a Napoleon complex,lol.

I got carded today at the B.A.S.S. Awards Banquet and loved it.

I got a belly girls think is an amusement ride and you boys are just plain jealous.  

If you need more ammo, here's a little more for ya.  I have ZERO hair on my chest.   I'm sure someone will have a comment using the words "As smooth as a baby's bottom" or whatever but as you type your *** ridden words, know this,...I have no hair on my chest because grass don't grow on a playground.

So,.....

C'mon boys, bring it on,...."I ams what I ams" and although the package may be tiny, remember that a stick of dynamite isn't very big either,....sure packs a hell of a punch though

Nice pajama pants

And BTW, I don't have a beer gut either (maybe a little fried chicken gut, but that's an occupational hazzard).

Those are one of my 2 favorites flannel jammie pants.  The others have snowmen on them,lol

(Michelle has the matching snowflake ones in red,lol)

dude,

show Michelle MY killer bod............

Eat your heart out chump...

Man this is just disturbing, why you guys so interested in LBH's body. :-?

Avid- Is that a real pic?  Creepy!!!!