Solution to Save Gasoline

The best way to stop

using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!

   

 That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....

   

 Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....

   

 When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a

canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...

   

 Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the

military.....

   

 Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

   

 After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended

this country......

   

 He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot......

   

 This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution

for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for

themselves......

   

 If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,

rifle or ammo.....

   

 Problem solved.....  8-)

 

   

   

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Sounds like a plan to me.

Falcon

x2 good idea

o this is a amazing plan!!!

considering the fact that maybe 5 million out of the 11 actually drive a car I don't forsee this helping. If you want to stop the illegals then you take away the candy from the baby so to speak and stop employing them and giveing them food stamps, insurance then watch the flood of them trying to get back to Mexico. To get rid of hi gas prices then open  a season on liberal tree huggers, knock them off and then open up some of our fields and stop shipping our oil produced here to japan and china or wherever else they ship it.

I recently saw another "good idea" on how to keep the illegals from getting across the border. It went something like this.

Subdivide the Mexican border into say 8 sectors.

Put one million dollars into a bank account for each sector.

Appoint a Mexican on the SOUTHERN side of the border to be in charge of each sector. Show them the bank account and tell them that every time we catch an illegal crossing the border in their sector, we deduct $50,000 from the account.

After one year of duty, they get whatever remains in the account and we hire 8 new Mexicans. Problem solved for less than ten million bucks a year. 8-)

Put alligators in the Rio Grande and land mines everywhere else

no a river of fire with a barbed wire electric fence on the ohter side should work just fine 8-)