Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."

Joe: "Really?"

Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell." ;D

A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is

feeling. "I'm O.K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor

used in surgery," he answered. "What did he say," asked the nurse.

"OOPS!" ;D

Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder

1. All the DNA is the same.

2. There are no dental records. ;D

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long

it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"

The agent replies, "Just a minute..."

"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up. ;D

I figured out how to cure the high divorce rate in this country. Have cell phone companies write the marriage contracts - you'll never get out of them. ;D

Those were pretty good