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True love is when you tell your significant other "Look, I'm not spending much on you for your birthday because I need to allocate my funds towards my BFL tourney next month," and she replies with "That's fine, have fun!"

Oh yes. A lucky man I am indeed.

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YOU SUCK!!!!!!

J/K man.... I *** you.  That's pretty cool that she encourage's you with your addiction.  Good luck with the tourney

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The Men's Guide to what the Woman really mean

You want = You want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

U can put "That's fine" right in with It's your decision

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

U can put "Have Fun" right in with Do what you want

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I'm Embarassed

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...

I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not

going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

Am I a little fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Yes = No | No = No | Maybe = No

I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it

Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until

he goes to sleep.

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that

we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I

need to look at a few new pocket books,and those pink sheets would

look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

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True love is when you tell your significant other "Look, I'm not spending much on you for your birthday because I need to allocate my funds towards my BFL tourney next month," and she replies with "That's fine, have fun!"

Oh yes. A lucky man I am indeed.

Let us know how that works out for ya!!  ;D

(see the above 2 replies!!) ;)

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Nah she's pretty good about it. That's the one good thing about being 170 miles from her for college, she gets excited when I just come home to see her, that's a decent substitution for a nice dinner and gifts  ;D. (really I'm spending about as much time hammering the ponds around here as I am with her  8-))

I'm sure when my birthday rolls around she'll pull a "Well I can't spend much on you, I had to reallocate all of my money to my underwater basketweaving tournament next month,"  :D

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"Significant other" as in girlfriend and not married.  

My wife was a lot more flexible before we got married....In more ways than one

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"Significant other" as in girlfriend and not married.  

My wife was a lot more flexible before we got married....In more ways than one

;D I'll keep that in mind!

Bachelor for life!  8-)

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"You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?"

"Yes = No  |  No = No  |  Maybe = No"

"i'm sorry i was tired = You were bothering me"

Those i got last night.....i ended up sleeping on the couch because the little guy ended up taking my side of the bed.I wake up and she and the kid is gone "shopping" for crap we really don't need.

So now,that puts me in a bad mood....i ended up waiting till she came home and asked if she wanted to go with me "shopping".She knowing dang well what i meant she politely says "no".So what'd i do? I took the car and went to sportsman's warehouse where the monkey on my back says i need some more drop shotting stuff...ended up spending $50 and felt much better once i got home.

She finds out and goes "oh,$50 huh?"

I expect i'll be sleeping on the couch again tonight.  

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Grimlin that was too funny.

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When she says she wants new furniture, get a hide-a-bed, she gets a new couch you get your bait and a nice worm bed!

                    -searoach

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;D  to funny.  I have found that my girlfriend, of two years and some odd months, started out very supportive of my fishing, and goose hunting.  As the years pass, things change, big time.  When you spend $250 for a fishing reel, she'll think your crazy, and drop things like "you know you could have got me something....or put it towards my ring"  ????? What?? Try and answer that one with a no,   see how long it takes before you get the cold shoulder and the couch all to yourself ;)  But I have found a way around most of these issues.  Take her older brother as your fishing partner, then you are spending time with her family, and she really cant say anything ;D

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