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Italian Boy Confession:

>

> "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl"

>

> The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Parisi?"

>

> "Yes, Father, it is."

>

> "And who was the girl you were with?"

>

> "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

>

> "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you

may as

> well tell me now, Was it Tina Minetti?"

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> "I cannot say."

>

> "Was it Teresa Volpe?"

>

> "I'll never tell."

>

> "Was it Nina Capelli?"

>

> "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

>

> "Was it Cathy Piriano?"

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> "My lips are sealed."

>

> "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"

>

> "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

>

> The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Joey

Parisi,

> and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be

an

> altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

>

> Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and

> whispers, "What'd you get?"

>

> "Four months vacation and five good leads."

>

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Best joke i've seen in a long time.

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I can't say this often, but that was the funniest I've heard in a LONG time. I'm still snickering about it.

Are you sure the boy in question's name wasn't Dominick?  The details might be a little "muddy".  ;)

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nice!! ;D ;D

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I can't say this often, but that was the funniest I've heard in a LONG time.  I'm still snickering about it.  

Are you sure the boy in question's name wasn't Dominick?  The details might be a little "muddy".  ;)

I'm surprised Muddy hasn't chirped up yet.  I thought for sure he would be all over this one.

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