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Just Another Redneck Posting!!!

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A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they

were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and

son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were

amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two

shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back

together again.

The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?' The father (never having seen

an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything

like that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,

a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls

and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled

between them into a small room. The walls closed and the

boy and his father watched the small circular number above

the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and

then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the

walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old

blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly

to his son

'Boy................. ..go git cha Momma..............'

   

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Great story ;D! Being from TN, ain't gitcha jist one word (not meanin' to sound like no English teacher or nothin' ;))

                              As Ever,

                               skillet

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Great story ;D! Being from TN, ain't gitcha jist one word (not meanin' to sound like no English teacher or nothin' ;))

                              As Ever,

                               skillet

X2,     Blue Ridge South Carolina. Instead of Tennessee.

                   -searoach

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