Bassnbrett101

Pop thats what we call it in Southwestern PA

If i saw that on my garbage can the first thing i would think is to catch it lol. That thing is frickin huge!

Banned from Wal-Mart This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Samsel, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2 : Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away. ' 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department. 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked t he clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme. 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels. 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' And last, but not least. 15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!' Regards, Tom Richards Walmart Manager

^is just a leech on the butt of society

^ cant spell "proud"

is a good drawer (he drew that bass) (well dave did lol)

has a nice new boat and I bet he's still trying to figure out the gps unit lol i did ask for my money back, they said no lol

^ thinks I'm psychic now lol But it is a nice fish regardless of its nationality lol

I wear chrome by some french guy. idk chicks dig it i don't wear it much anymore, no one expects cologne at college lol

needs to put his thumb further in the fishes mouth, must be a canadian thing... lol just messin bud but i do bet he says "eh" alot lol

Sounds like my kinda tube lol. Whats the website?

One day I was out prefishing for a club tourny (there was another guy from my club there or else I'd never admit this). I forgot to put the plug in my boat. It was when I first got my boat so I was still new to the pre-launch routine. My grandpap dropped me in and after he started driving up to the parking lot I realized what I did. I desperately tried to call his cell phone to get him to come down with the trailer, he had it turned off. Luckily the other guy in my club just launched his boat so he let me pull on his trailer to put the plug in. By the time my grandpap came down he never realized what happened and I had to tell him. I said, "why do you have a cell phone if its never on?" He replied, "The cell phone isnt for when people need to call me its for when I need to call THEM." So of course at the tourny the guys teased me pretty good and for that years dwayne award I got a "Don't forget the plug" sign to hang on my rear view mirror. Speaking of dwayne awards, here's a good one. My dad really had to urinate and there wasn't a public restroom at the launch ramp. So he did what anyone else would do, he found a tree and used that. The guy living across from the launch ramp didnt take to kindly to this so he came out and made a ruckus saying that his wife was home and he didnt like the fact that another guy was "urinating" so close to his home (mind you that he was like 100 yards away and my dad was facing the opposite direction). The guys in the club shook their fists and said, "if you can see him from that far away he must be mighty proud of himself!" Turns out the guy called the police on us and the policeman went over to the wrong guy and asked him if he was urinating in the bushes. The guy he walked over to was an undercover narcotics agent, a state cop. He flashed his badge to the local police over and said, "I wasnt the person in question but there was nothing wrong with what he did. There isn't a public restroom and he couldn't be seen." With that the policman pretty much put his tail between his legs and said the guy was a crazy vietnam veteran who complains about anything. We still talk about that one to this day.

Is anyone else thinking of giving this a try ;D Squirrels might be cuddly little plaything to some people, but their demon possessed baby Satans to me. :'( LOL ;D Here's the story to that one: When I was 12, I was deer hunting in a box stand ---this was only the second or third time I had been alone in a stand--- and a squirrel decided to pay me a visit. It hopped into my stand and (get this) attacked me. I guess it panicked. I had to get shots afterword. Squirrel season has been personal ever since.. When me and my buddies were in boyscouts there was a chipmunk under our floorboards of our tent and we decided to try and catch it with a fishing rod. We baited a regular #10 hook (I think I'm not positive on the size anymore) with a kernel of popcorn and we caught it. We weren't really expecting to catch it because we were standing on the floorboards it was under and it made a huge ruckus. In the end we took it to the scoutmaster and he cut the line and the chipmunk ran off. Last time I'll ever do that though, we had latrine duty for the next couple days

lol not 100 a day, that rediculous. I caught 20 some one day and 40 some the next two days. Warmer - miniskirt or turboset apparently its one in the same lol. I must say though if my sponsors wanted me to wear a miniskirt to a tourny and I was getting paid to do it I would.

When your at erie its not hard to catch 100 smallies. I was jerkbaiting and drifting tubes in Dunkirk bay when they were getting ready to spawn. Almost everywhere you went there were big fish willing to hit. And thanks everyone for your opinions!