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Can not even trust a NUN!!! hahahahhahaha

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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.

She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: 1, you have to be single, and 2 you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley."

He does and and the nun fufills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Greg and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

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;D LOL

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I think that nun taught me in the fourth grade at Our Lady of Perpetual Hysteria.

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Very funny.

Well Olebiker, if she didn't teach you, then I'm pretty sure she taught me at Most Holy Trinity in Detroit. We had a nun there with a five o'clock shadow.

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Very funny.

Well Olebiker, if she didn't teach you, then I'm pretty sure she taught me at Most Holy Trinity in Detroit. We had a nun there with a five o'clock shadow.

One of the nuns that taught first grade at St. Thomas More in Louisville had a moustache.  She was scary.

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This post brought shivers to my spine... Sister Mary, mother superior at the Sacred Heart Catholic school... patron saint of sadistic beatings.

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