AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED..

Wife brought these home from her office.  Sounds like Jeff Foxworthy but I have no idea of where they came from but they are funny.  Think Snow White for the last one. Enjoy.  

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I taker her someplace expensive.so I took her to a gas station.and then the fight started.

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.  I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.  I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, Unbutton your shirt.  So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me and the processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, You should have dropped your pants.  You might have gotten disability, too!and then the fight began.

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, Do you know her?

Yes I sighed.  She is my old girlfriend.  I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and I hear she hasn't been sober since.

My God! says my wife.  Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?. and then the fight began.

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver out of his car.  You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, I AM NOT HAPPY!

So, I looked down at him and said, Well, then which one are you?and then the fight started.

Those are pretty funny Sam, thanks for posting them.

Hillarious Sam

last ones hilarious hahaha

Nice

She said I DO>>>>>THEN THE FIGHT STARTED