Christmas Cookie Recipe

 

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

Lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Crown Royal

 

Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.

 

Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level shot and drink.

 

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

 

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

 

At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another shot.. Just in case.

 

Turn off the mixer thingy.

 

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

 

Pick the frigging fruit off floor.

 

Mix on the turner.

 

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a Dewscriver.

 

Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.

 

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.. Who giveshz a sheet.

 

Check the Crown Royal.

 

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

 

Add one table.

 

Add a spoon of AR, or somefink.. Whatever you can find.

 

Greash the oven.

 

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

 

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

 

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.

Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

 

Cherry Mistmas

Sounds really good.  

I bet it tastes great, too.

We already have our Christmas list and we shop all year long.

My problem is what rod and reel I want.  I like the All Stars and Kistlers and my G. Loomis is super for a rod. Plus the fact that anything Shimano is excellent for reels.

I will give my wife the receipe so I can get a CORE.

So, now that you are enjoying the cookies what do you suggest?  

;D

It's never too early to prep for a holiday you really enjoy.  Every year we deck out our front yard for Halloween.  Most everything is hand-made.  It's really something.  We have people come from out of the area for photos every year.  It's pretty much a year-round project.  We're always scouting for new materials, ideas, etc.

I started getting ready for the holidays also. I had to sign a

SANITY CLAUSE at work this week