While Muddy started it with his drag the dog thing, I think I could beat him with these.

Round square bails being outlawed in South Carolina because...........

Cows can not get a Square meal! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!

                 -formerly searoach

'Round square bails'?  :-?

I think he ment round hay bails

Haha, that joke was butchered. Nice try searoach!

I think he ment round hay bails

Yep I meant that, But still corny Huh?

                      -formerly searoach

Did you guys hear about the shoe store that burned?

A thousand soles were lost!!!!

                         -formerly searoach

I think he ment round hay bails

What's a 'hay bail'?  Some sort of bucket for grass?

The world's shortest fairy tale....

I think he ment round hay bails

What's a 'hay bail'?  Some sort of bucket for grass?

Them dern city slickers!!

                     -tumnus

I think he ment round hay bails

What's a 'hay bail'? Some sort of bucket for grass?

Them dern city slickers!!

                  -tumnus

Trust me, ol' Burlypants is not a city slicker.

It's correctly spelled "bale", not "bail".

The world's shortest fairy tale....

That is the greatest ever!!!! ;D ;D ;D

dumbest joke ever....

A frog walks into a bank, looking for a loan.

He strolls up to the teller, Patty Whack, and asks her for a $20,000 loan to go on vacation.

Ms. Whack tells the frog that loans of that size are not usually granted.

So, that frog says, "here, I can offer this small, porcelain elephant as collateral."

The teller, with a confused look on her face, asks the frog, "is there anything else you can offer?"

He says, "well, my father is Mick Jagger."

Not knowing what to do, Ms. Whack goes to the bank manager and explains, "hey, this frog is in here asking for a $20,000 loan to go on vacation.  He says his father is Mick Jagger and he is offering this little, porcelain elephant as collateral...I don't get it."

The boss replies..."its a nick-knack, Patty Whack.  Give the frog a loan.  His 'ole man's a Rolling Stone."

sorry

How do you clean a turtle?

Lift his tail and wipe.

Have you ever seen a catfish?

How does it hold its pole?

I think he ment round hay bails

What's a 'hay bail'? Some sort of bucket for grass?

Them dern city slickers!!

                  -tumnus

Trust me, ol' Burlypants is not a city slicker.

It's correctly spelled "bale", not "bail".

In Burley's case the correct spelling maybe bail>see other thread ;D

^^^^

Gotcha ;D ;D

Yep I got owned straight forward.

                      -tumnus

Why do chicken coupes only have two doors?

     

If they had 4 it would be a chicken sedan!!

                              -tumnus

Attaboy Hookem!

dumbest joke ever....

A frog walks into a bank, looking for a loan.

He strolls up to the teller, Patty Whack, and asks her for a $20,000 loan to go on vacation.

Ms. Whack tells the frog that loans of that size are not usually granted.

So, that frog says, "here, I can offer this small, porcelain elephant as collateral."

The teller, with a confused look on her face, asks the frog, "is there anything else you can offer?"

He says, "well, my father is Mick Jagger."

Not knowing what to do, Ms. Whack goes to the bank manager and explains, "hey, this frog is in here asking for a $20,000 loan to go on vacation. He says his father is Mick Jagger and he is offering this little, porcelain elephant as collateral...I don't get it."

The boss replies..."its a nick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His 'ole man's a Rolling Stone."

sorry

Wow that's so incredibly dumb that it's hilarious  ;D

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.