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From the MUDVAULT>>A LITTLE LEVITY BEFORE I HEAD OUT

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> gorgeous  redhead

> sitting  at the next table.  He has been checking her out

> since he sat down, but  

> lacks the nerve to talk with her.

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> Suddenly  she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out

> of its socket

> toward the  man.  He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out

> of the air, and hands it

>  back.

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> 'Oh  my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops

> her eye back in  place.

> 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she

> says.

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> They  enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards

> they go to the

> theater  followed by drinks.  They talk, they laugh, she

> shares her deepest  dreams,

> and he shares his.  She  listens.

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> After  paying for everything, she asks him if he would like

> to come to her

> place for  a nightcap and stay for breakfast.  They  had a

> wonderful, wonderful

> time.

> The  next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the

> trimmings.  The guy  

> is amazed.  Everything had been SO incredible!

>  

> 'You  know,' he said, 'you are the perfect

> woman.  Are you this nice to every

>  guy you meet?'

> 'No,'  she replies. . .

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> The  suspense is killing you, isn't it?

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> She  says:

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> 'You  just happened to catch my eye.'

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That's awesome.

               -tumnus

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Nice one Muddy.

It's good to see that you finally pried the rusty hinges of the Mudvault open again.

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