THREE SOUTHERN BOYS

Bubba died in a fire and his body was

burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify

the body, so they sent for his two best

friends, Steve and Tony. The three men

had always done everything together.

Steve arrived first, and when the mortician

pulled back the sheet, Steve said, 'Yup,

his face is burned up pretty bad. You

better roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Steve

said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'

The mortician thought this was rather

strange, so he brought Tony in to confirm.

'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Tony

said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

'Well, Bubba had two asxholes.'

'What? He had two asxholes?'

asked the mortician.

'Yup, we never seen em,' but everybody used

to say, 'There's Bubba with them two asxholes.?

HAVE A GREAT DAY !!!!!!!!!

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HAHAHA

That's HILARIOUS!!!

-Ike

That's funny.

A good one.  ;D

HAHAH Veryy funny!!  ;D ;D

Funny One!! ;D

R.I.P. Bubba maybe your 6500 bottle rockets set you on fire. (look at redneck fireworks)

                    -tumnus