ill set it off.. i love these threads help me kill time at work lol.

You might be a redneck if the Bluebook value of your truck changes with the amount of gas you have in it!

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Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"

The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"

The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"

They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them.

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There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ***''

all your base are belong to us

uuuhhhhhh........what???

          As Ever,

           skillet

all your base are belong to us

I may be smart, but I dont understand what this means? :-/

all your base are belong to us

What? :-?

I'm going to have to get Long Mike to interpret that one for me.

all your base are belong to us

I've watched that more than once, and I do not see how that is funny.

ROFLCOPTER

watching people get confused over it is the best part!  ;D

all your base are belong to us!

sounds like broken japanese!

A man is chillin' at home when he looks at his window.

He is flabbergasted to see a gorilla in his tree.

Freaking out, he calls 911....they hang up on him.

Still freaking out, he thumbs through the yellow pages and, lo-and-behold, there is a gorilla removal service.

He calls the number and about 15 min later a man shows up in his truck and gets out with a gun, a dog, and a net.

The gorilla removal guy tells the scared man, "ok, I'm going to need a little help here....this is what we are going to do.  I'm going up in that tree  and I'm going to shake the branches.  When that gorilla falls out of the tree, my dog here is going to run over there and bite its b@lls off.  At that point, I can hop on down and put the net over the gorilla...you got it?"

The man says, "yes" and the other man hands him the gun and starts to walk away.

Confused, he has to ask, "what do I need the gun for?"

He says, "In the off chance that the gorilla knocks me out of the tree....you shoot that godd@mn dog!"

ROFLCOPTER

watching people get confused over it is the best part! ;D

all your base are belong to us!

It's teener crap.  Just consider the source and ignore it.  Let's get on with the jokes!

ROFLCOPTER

watching people get confused over it is the best part! ;D

all your base are belong to us!

It's teener crap. Just consider the source and ignore it. Let's get on with the jokes!

That was the funniest joke in this entire thread!  LM using the word(?) "teener."  That's great. ;D

preach4bass, you are right.  I think the accepted word these days is "tweener."  i.e. Neither child nor adult.

i have many more jokes but there race related and i don't know if people would have issues with it.

i have many more jokes but there race related and i don't know if people would have issues with it.

Yes, members will have issues. The staff will have issues. I would advise you to keep them off of these forums. We appreciate it.  

I have serious issues with that.  Post them here, and you won't be here any longer.

All your base are belong to us:

A declaration of victory or superiority. The phrase stems from a 1991 adaptation of Toaplan's "Zero Wing" shoot-'em-up arcade game for the Sega Genesis game console. A brief introduction was added to the opening screen, and it has what many consider to be the worst Japanese-to-English translation in video game history. The introduction shows the bridge of a starship in chaos as a Borg-like figure named CATS materializes and says, "How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us." sic In 2001, this amusing mistranslation spread virally through the internet, bringing with it a slew of JPEGs and a movie of hacked photographs, each showing a street sign, store front, package label, etc. hacked to read "All your base are belong to us" or one of the other many supremely dopey lines from the game (such as "Somebody set us up the bomb!!!" or "What happen?"). When these phrases are used properly, the overall effect is both screamingly funny and somewhat chilling, reminiscent of the B movie "They Live".

The original has been generalized to "All your X are belong to us", where X is filled in to connote a sinister takeover of some sort. Thus, "When Joe signed up for his new job at Yoyodyne, he had to sign a draconian NDA. It basically said, 'All your code are belong to us.'" Has many of the connotations of "Resistance is futile; you will be assimilated"

I'm not one of the mods, but I would have to say that there are VERY few people on the board who would tolerate race related jokes.  First and foremost we are fishermen.  There is no cultural, gender, or color distinction among fishermen, except, in deference to the ladies, and to be politically correct, we should perhaps call ourselves bassers, or fishers, or ... (ladies help me out here.)

Anglers.  

Anglers.

Glenn is so PC

In Long Mike's case it would be DANGLER

Muddy, we don't discriminate against age either. ;D

I have serious issues with that. Post them here, and you won't be here any longer.

Just give me a reason to push the button and it will be done.  

When it came to the ladies,

I once was a real trooper,

but now they cal me

the farty pooper.

I get a postcard from a gym says Our friends at yada yada.

Anyone that makes me sweat aint my friend nay nay

I have serious issues with that. Post them here, and you won't be here any longer.

Just give me a reason to push the button and it will be done.

What are you doing with RW's button? I thought he wore it around his neck like Flavor Flav.

wow do you guys normally get upset that easy. its obviously why i asked.