If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. ;D

NICE!

LMAO

That's why you short sell...

back in a minute i gotta run to the liqour store.  

Dude, you just solved my savings problems... RECYCLE!  ;D

Definitely going to have to try and convince the wife of that one  ;D

This is why all beer purchased by my household comes in cans.

This is why all beer purchased by my household comes in cans.

Burley is a beer drinker?  Judging by his personality, I've always thought of him as a wine guy.  :

This is why all beer purchased by my household comes in cans.

Burley is a beer drinker? Judging by his personality, I've always thought of him as a wine guy. :

Naaa, wine coolers, crepes, and croissants.

This is why all beer purchased by my household comes in cans.

Burley is a beer drinker?  Judging by his personality, I've always thought of him as a wine guy.  :

Naaa, wine coolers, crepes, and croissants.

Just say, "I like really thin pancakes"

I used to be a wine guy, never drank merlot.

And here I thought Burley was all about quiche and mimosas.