A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.

Finally, in front of the entire orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't handle his instrument and does not improve when given help, they take away the instrument, give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."

A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: "And if he can't handle that..."

"...they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."

;D ;D I will have you know as every drummer who is worth anything

I can handle my instrument

2 more for you Ghoti

What do you call a drummer who does not have a girlfriend?

HOMELESS

Name a person who likes to hang out with musicians

A Drummer