If I was wearing blue jeans, blue boxers and a white tee shirt, how do I have Red Fuzz in my Belly Button this morning?

What would Paul McCartney's X do if they called for the Hokey Pokey in Dancing for the stars?

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream, it can't get sour?

What is the proper way to hold a fish, estimate it's weight and rig a senko?

The salesman who sold me that electric lure retriever, that will pay for itself in 30 days, called this morning. He wnated to know where the money was, as I had missed my first 2 payments. I told him not to worry, its only been 28 days and in 2 days he should be getting paid in full from the lure retriever as the 30 days was up and it is about to pay for itself! The phone went dead

This things are heavy on my mind with my morning coffee and cigarette :-/

Muddy, either you did not drink enough coffe or you are still sleeping. I would worry about that fuzz, are you sure you do not sleep walk and ended up somewhere that you do not want to admit. Either way go fishing the take your mind off these trival things. Maybe it the closing of Shea is bothering too much dude.

Shea's closing is messin with me :'(

Muudy, I am SO disappointed with you. While you are being so self-centered with your navel lint, I, on the other hand, concern myself with problems of a much more global nature. After years of research I am still unable to answer the one question that troubles so many of us. That is, "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" Yes, I know that a woodchuck would chuck wood if he could, but if he could, how much wood would he chuck?

The answer simply boggles the mind!

I am very self centered Mike, unlike yourself a charter member of the Mother Theresa Society!