If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0 today.

     

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.

     

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.

THAT....IS....AWESOME!!!   ;D

A man after my own heart.

too funny- now that is some thinking right there

There's a basket we can put ALL the (k)eggs in

That's George, our very own certifiable financial planner...

LOL! This was posted a few days ago... I used it for my AIM profile for a little while, haha.. Still funny though!!  ;D ;D ;D

My sister sent this plan to me today.  I think if I have any money left in my IRA when this debacle is over I will try this investment.  I may only be able to afford a 6 pack.

$700 billion dollars divided by 100 million Americans = $7000 worth of beer per legal age american.

Talk about your recovery plans.

We'll all need to be taking the 12 steps when this mess ends.