Well little brother (10) got in trouble yesterday at school for going to the bathroom too many times (3). When the teacher asked why he had to go so often, he replied with... "Sorry, I have the prostate of a 55 year old." Thankfully she had a sense of humor.

Hey Tin: I went to Catholic Grammar School we had the Sisters of Punishment , and my father spent as much time in the office as I did.

I was chewing gum in school and if you got caught they put it in your hair. Sister Mary Disicpline was waddleing down the aisle and she would check under your desk to see if you put your gum there. I thought I would outsmart her and I placed the gum, I had just taken out of my mouth under my seat, by the time she got there it looked like I was pulling my hand from under my pants, so to speak

She said;" Dominick ;is that all you have to play with?"

Muddy's answer" Yea I come from a poor family!!" and then the fight started  

I hear ya Muddy. I'm the first one to call on his card if he gets in trouble. There was another instance when a kid named Kane said something to him and he responded with something along the lines of "Your parents don't love you because they named you after the devil". And when you here that at 9 or 10, it hurts. ;D

Hey could be worse, he could be Fourbizz or Burleys brother and be in detention for the rest of his life

Hey could be worse, he could be Fourbizz or Burleys brother and be in detention for the rest of his life

He couldn't be Burley's relative because he can catch fish, especially with a jig. And there can't be any relation to the Bizzle because he likes hollow-bellied swimbaits.

and he is nowhere near as ugly as either of them..... ;D

You're right Russ, he resembles you much more... at least in stature

OH!

5'2" 130 lol

When I was a kid they would erase your detention if you got suspended. So in my infinite wisdom as a teenager, when I gathered up around 60 nights detention I would try to get suspended so that I could get all my detention erased. It always turned out to be a waste of time because my first day back I would have detention again.