Hey Fellas Joey and Tony, lifelong Brooklyn natives decide to try out hunting

1. They try their hand at duck hunting first. They return empty handed after a long 3 day weekend duck hunting. When asked by their wives " Why no Ducks" They answered" We could'nt throw the dogs high enough!"  

2. Later on for big game season the pair drive all the way up to the Catskill's and they park their car on the side of a road, Load their rifles and start a long and tedious 6 mile trek into the woods.

 They come out onto a paved road and are sitting on the guide rails when Joey points out a sign to Tony " BEAR LEFT". so they went home

Good one, Muddy.