I am a Scot so I think us Scots finally fiqured out life. Read it and think about it and it will come to you. It really relays this life.

Two Scots were walking around the Loch and a frog hopped out. Hey, said the one. I will give you 5 pence to eat that frog. The Scot did and the other gave him 5 pence. Awhile later the other Scot saw a frog and made the other the same offer. Eat the frog and I will give you 5 pence. He did. Awhile later the one Scot looked at the other and said," Why did we eat the frog?". Kinda like life, huh?

Had to think about that for a while, but I get it now.

You might enjoy this one...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub to have a pint. They ordered their drinks and the bartender set them down in front of them.

Just then, three flies flew in and landed in each of their ales.

The Englishman was disgusted by this and pushed his pint away, not wanting anything to do with it.

The Irishman picked the fly out of his and proceeded to drink it down.

The Scot picked the fly out of his, held it up to his face and started screaming "Spit it out you b*stard, spit it out"