Rumor has it I might be getting a Bass Pro Shops about 1min from where my office is! If it happens it would be the equivalent of the monkey being on super steroid doses.

Whoooo Hooo!  Oh wait that could be very bad too!

Keep in mind the nearest big store of any kind is 2.5 - 3hrs

Did I mention that I get an hour lunch? They're going to think I work there. Maybe I'll buy a BPS shirt and hat and they will give me an employee discount.

 It has been rumored before so I don't think it will happen but wishful thinking anyway.

If the rumors are true, you may need to get a part-time job there just to support your lunch hour buying sprees.LOL

Falcon

That will be great. I love having a Bass Pro nearby. The restaurant inside is real good too.

Try having two Bass Pro's and a Cabelas nearby, I wife at times things I am out of control, go figure.

Do you people even try to keep you bait monkey on the leash?  :

If you do not get an education you will not have that opportunity, hard work yields good returns.

Do you people even try to keep you bait monkey on the leash?

You've got it backwards , he's got us on the leash.