FROM THE MUD VAULT: INERSETING MARRIED NAME POSSIBILITIES

Tuesday Welds marries Ted Night: Tuesday Night

Ivana Trump and Neil Diamond: Ivana Diamond

Winnie the Pooh and Snoop Dog: Winnie Dog Pooh

What would Bo Derek be married Don Ho: Bo Ho

Well, here are a few more:

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.

If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.

("Going up?")

If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.

If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

("Sorry Ma'am, what was your name again?")

If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.

("Ouch!")

If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.

("Double Ouch!")

If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.

How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou.

If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G.

If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then married Jack Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King.

If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.