One day, a long, long time ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or b#%&*#tch.

But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.

That was a 'long, long time ago'.  I am older than dirt and that was a long time before my time.

Kelley

ha

Thats funny!!!! ;D ;D

So what day was it?

Her name was Eve. All was well until she ate something that didnt agree with her.

Men have been f'd ever since ;D

thats pretty funny

I told that one to my wife of thirty-eight years.  All I received in response was a very ugly glare.  I should have learned by now.   :

I know there is supposed to be a kernel of truth to most legends but I'm kind of doubtful of this one :-/...

skillet