A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, the guy asked

her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' the blonde replied.

'Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just

couldn't understand why they were killing

each other over 25 cents.'

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, at the beginning, they

flipped a coin, one team got it and

then for the rest of the game, everyone kept

screaming 'Get the

quarterback!

Get the quarterback!''

I'm like, 'Helloooooooooooo - it's only 25 cents!'

It's so stupid it's funny!!!  Nice one  ;D