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After 6 hours of sleep, I got to go move my girlfriends mother out of her husbands house. 9 hours of lifting and toting. Then I got to fight the old front door on her new place so that it would close. I only had one beer.

Who can top that? ;D

Who can top that? ;D

Probobly the sorry S.O.B that had to be around you today, or your girlfriend who is stuck with you 24/7, i feel sorry for her lol  ;D

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Let me get this straight.   Did you move your girlfriend's mother out of your girlfriend's husband's house, or did you move your girlfriend's mother out of your girlfriend's mother's husband's house?  Just curious.  Either way, it could not have been a very good day. ;D

Who can top that? ;D

Probobly the sorry S.O.B that had to be around you today, or your girlfriend who is stuck with you 24/7, i feel sorry for her lol ;D

 So true.... so true   ;D

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The women to men ratio was waaaayyyy too high. Spent all day being bossed around.

Too many chiefs and not enough indians ;D

I walked into the Sprint Store near my house, and 90 seconds later I was looking for a chair to throw at the lady behind the counter....

Dude, the beer to moving ratio is just so wrong, your girlfriend and her mother should not have open mouths for like a few months.

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Let me get this straight. Did you move your girlfriend's mother out of your girlfriend's husband's house, or did you move your girlfriend's mother out of your girlfriend's mother's husband's house? Just curious. Either way, it could not have been a very good day. ;D

LOL. the mothers husband.

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I spent the day with TheBeast, went to BPS, ate too much food and slept in the truck on the way home.

Yep, it sucked.

Let me get this straight. Did you move your girlfriend's mother out of your girlfriend's husband's house, or did you move your girlfriend's mother out of your girlfriend's mother's husband's house? Just curious. Either way, it could not have been a very good day. ;D

LOL. the mothers husband.

At least that's what hes hoping  ;D

I work for a moving co.  enough said

I'll give it a shot.

I woke up with a cough that gradually turned into stomach cramps.  The kind where you really need to go number 2, but there is noway it is happening.  The slight fever that I developed later though helped take my mind off that.  Did I mention I had to work today.

Once of work I had to leave straight for an Indian food joint.  Not bad on the whole, but I was going with another couple and an Indian guy from my wifes work.  Since he wanted us to experience the finest of what his country had to offer we drove an hour to eat food that was most likely going to be very hit or miss. We drove past no less than 20 Indain places to get to this one. At least we the place he chose was directly throught the most populated, worst traffic area of north Texas, so we had plenty of time to discuss the restraunt we were going to and what we should eat.

As a memeber of the beef industry for numerous years I mainly eat beef in an attempt to support my fellow beef producers.  As a result I could pretty much go the rest of my life without eating chicken and not feel cheated.  As a very interesting note Indians don't eat beef.  Not the biggest deal, but apparently India is a very male dominated so the guy  we were with insisted on ordering what he thought was good.  Not the biggest deal, except that I being a picky eater, had spent an hour plus at work researching what had got good reviews at this place.  Naturally, none of that was ordered and when I tried to speak up I was ssshhhed by my wife since she didn't want to offend our guest.  

The food was ok.  The only thing that saved it was the amazing spiciness of some of the dishes.  I love spicy.  However my rear end is now burning from the d I just took.  Note the earlier stomach problems.

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Definitely in the running ;D

At one point, i was being directed by her grandmother, then her mother, then her.

I just started laughing like an idiot.

"I've just seen your future 40 years from now"Pointing at her grandmother. "I've just seen your future 20 years from now" pointed at her mom.

Her uncle dave is laughing his ace off, then goes straight faced and says "Dude, that is YOUR future"

Funny

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I got off work at 8am Saturday morning after a 15hr shift. I stayed at work and slept an extra hour just so I could make it home. I got home and crawled into bed and slept for seven hours. I got up, took a shower, dressed, shoved a sandwich into my mouth and back out the door for another 15hr shift....... I've been doing that every Saturday for almost 6 years now.

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Yeah thats a long day. Unlike the rest of us, you paid handsomely though ;D

Well, my whole day wasn't bad but it started off pretty sucky.

I'm in another cluster (my migraines are back for a few months). I woke up yesterday morning and was hit within the hour. No biggee, I still have 1 more shot b4 I have to go get the refills.

Load the self injector, press against the top of my butt (just below the waist) and pull the trigger,....odd,....no slight sting,.....wait,...do I feel wetness??

Between the long john shirt and the 2 tucked in shirts, the needle never made it to the skin............the next hour was pure hell.

Well, my whole day wasn't bad but it started off pretty sucky.

I'm in another cluster (my migraines are back for a few months). I woke up yesterday morning and was hit within the hour. No biggee, I still have 1 more shot b4 I have to go get the refills.

Load the self injector, press against the top of my butt (just below the waist) and pull the trigger,....odd,....no slight sting,.....wait,...do I feel wetness??

Between the long john shirt and the 2 tucked in shirts, the needle never made it to the skin............the next hour was pure hell.

Uh oh. I got to the "wetness" part and thought this was heading in a different direction.

Sorry dude, that blows.  :-/

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Dude, she better be worth it. I've canned a few over the years for a lot less. Heck we use to break up with them so we would not have to buy a birthday present.

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My brothers girfriend asked him to accompany him to vist her sick mom in N.C. My bro takes a week off work and pays for the plane tickets.  They are going to rent a car to drive back to Florida so they can bring her mom's dog back.

Well, the mom harrassed my brother so much with insults and being disrespectful that he said he was going to leave and fly back home if she didn't change her attitude.  The mom and girlfriend said he would not be a man if he did that.

Ooooops, big mistake!  7 hours later he's back in Florida.  

I can say the same thing Burley did, cept I didn't get to sleep in the truck on the way home I had to do the driving.

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