Only sending this to friends who speak impeccable English!

Proper Grammar Like LM

On my 56th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the medicine man and wondered what would happen next.

The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to me, and with a grip on my shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say  '1-2-3. 'When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."

I was encouraged. As I walked away, I turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

I was very eager to see if it worked so I went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited my wife to join me in the bedroom. When she came in, I took off my clothes and said, "1-2-3!"

Immediately, I was the manliest of men. My wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the   1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition!

ONE COULD END UP WITH A DANGLING PARTICIPLE!! ;D

That was hilarious!!!

Falcon

;D  Good one, frogtog.  

Aww man, that was great! ;D

Funny.

I will have to share that one with my wife.  ;D

Great joke!  I'll have to remember that.

I was once arrested and got jail time for soliciting a prostitute.  The judge, a former English teacher, said I'd begun my sentence with a proposition. ;D

Is the angle of the dangle determined by the heat of the meat??? :D

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ROFLAO!

very funny  ;D  ;D  ;D

Very good. My wife and I enjoyed how it ended up .     Happy fishing.

~B.A.S.S.~N.A.F.C.~BoatU.S.~N.R.A.~A.M.A.~

Is the angle of the dangle determined by the heat of the meat??? :D

so wrong!!!!!!!  ;D