This man and his wife decides to take a vacation to the Holy Land (Isreal). The wife said, "I am not going unless my mother can go to." The man assured her that her mother would not be going, but finally gave in.

When they got to the Holy Land, the man, his wife, and his mother-in-law stepped of the plane and began seeing all the sites.

But unfortunatly (for his wife) while they were there, his mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told the man "You can have her shipped back to the U.S. for $5,000 or have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150.

"Oh no we want her shipped home" said the man.

"Now what a minute, you are going to pay $5,000 to have her shipped back home when you can have her buried in this lovely land for only $150?" asked the undertaker

"Well sir," the man said, "it's like this. I know that about 2,000 years ago, a man was buried here in Iseral and he ressurected from the dead 3 days later.....I just cannot take that risk."

lol ;D

    LOL!! Great joke!  ;D

LoL  terrific

HAHA I have heard that one before but it still makes me laugh everytime!  ;D

Me too, always get a kick out of that one.

Niice

lol

LOL

One of my all-time favorite jokes! ;D

That was hilarious!!

Falcon

lol awesome.

One of my all-time favorite jokes! ;D

Congratulations, you now have the record for the oldest resurrected thread  :-/

One of my all-time favorite jokes! ;D

Congratulations, you now have the record for the oldest resurrected thread :-/

I love to read the old threads.

hahah good one