The army recruiting sergeant needs two more recruits to fulfill his quota for the month, looking around the office the only people he sees are Thibodeaux & Boudreaux.

So the sergeant takes a deep breath calling Boudreaux and tells him, Boudreaux I'm going to ask you a couple easy questions and if you get them right you're in the army.

Boudreaux says fire away sir

The sergeant says ok Boudreaux if I cut out your left eye what are you going to be?

Boudreaux replies half blind

That's correct says the sergeant now if I cut out your right what are you going to be?

Boudreaux replies fully blind

That's correct says the sergeant your in the army

Boudreaux goes back over and sits next to Thibodeaux telling him it's easy the sergeant will ask if I cut out your left eye what are you going to be, you say half blind then he'll ask if I cut out your right what are you going to be, you say fully blind.

The sergeant calls Thibodeaux and tells him, Thibodeaux I'm going to ask you a couple easy questions and if you get them right you're in the army.

The sergeant says ok Thibodeaux if I cut off your left ear what are you going to be?

Thibodeaux replies half blind

The sergeant now looking puzzled asks if I cut off your right ear what are you going to be?

Thibodeaux replies fully blind

The sergeant says now Thibodeaux if I cut off your ears how are you going to be blind?

Thibodeaux says well sergeant if you cut off my ears my hat will fall down over my eyes!

Good one Catt.  I met a few of those type guys durning my camping at"Grapevine Landing" days.

Kelley

Hahaha pretty good un!

Ahhh, you guys crack me up.