A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott  ,

Az. He sits at the counter and notices an old  cowboy

with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl  of

chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting  there staring at

it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke,  'If

you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'

The older  cowboy slowly turns his head toward the

young wrangler and in  his best cowboy manner says,

'Nah, you go  ahead.'

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides  the

bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in  with

delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and

notices a dead  mouse in the chili. The sight was

shocking and he immediately  barfs up the chili into

the bowl.

The old cowboy  quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I

got,  too.'

Outstanding, brother.  ;D

Now that's funny.

Falcon