I was manning a booth at the state capitol yesterday for Earth Day.  A very attractive lady in her mid-thirties was at a table close to mine and, when things slowed down, she came over to visit.

She pulled out her cell phone and showed me a picture of herself all dressed in camo holding up the head of a wild hog.  She was quite proud of it.  

I asked her what she shot it with and she responded, "The dogs caught it and held it down and I stuck it."  She had jumped on the hog and stabbed it with her knife while the catch dogs held it down.  I just love these cracker women.

Careful, that might be why she's on her third husband!

Careful, that might be why she's on her third husband!

I'm too old and too happily married to go chasing after those sweet young things any more.  I'm kind of like a dog chasing a car: I don't know what I would do with one if I caught her anyway.

Careful, that might be why she's on her third husband!

I'm too old and too happily married to go chasing after those sweet young things any more. I'm kind of like a dog chasing a car: I don't know what I would do with one if I caught her anyway.

lol thats pretty funny.

I think she might have made me pee myself. Was she good looking?

Careful, that might be why she's on her third husband!

I'm too old and too happily married to go chasing after those sweet young things any more. I'm kind of like a dog chasing a car: I don't know what I would do with one if I caught her anyway.

If your too old to cut the mustard, lick the jar

Was she good looking?

Read the second sentence again.  

uh, yea......

thats a little intense for my taste!!