The symphony orchestra was performing Beethoven's Ninth. In the piece, there's a long passage, about 20 minutes, during which the bass violinists have nothing to do.

Rather than sit around that whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one. After slamming several beers in quick succession, one of them looked at his watch and said, "Hey! We need to get back!"

"No need to panic," said a fellow bassist. "I thought we might need some extra time, so I tied the last few pages of the conductor's score together with string. It will take him a few minutes to get it untangled."

A few moments later they staggered back to the concert hall and took their places in the orchestra.

About this time, a member of the audience noticed the conductor seemed a bit edgy and said as much to her companion.

"Well, of course," said her companion. "Don't you see? It's the bottom of the Ninth, the score is tied, and the bassists are loaded."

lol thats awesome. i like it

Worst one I've heard in awhile went something along the lines of 'Ask me anything about LMB'..........

Posted by: Eddie Munster      Posted on: Today at 2:37pm

Worst one I've heard in awhile went something along the lines of 'Ask me anything about LMB'..........

agreed.....but i will admit that the LMB thread did have me laughing alot more @ around 3am while totally loaded myself......whata joke!!

That's not so bad.  Great play on words!