Mo' Funnier Joke

Three couples, one old, one middle aged, and one newlywed, are looking to join a very conservative church in the south so they go to the new member meeting to find out about joining the church. The three couples go to the meeting where they are asked to fill out some basic paperwork. After they have finished the paper work, the pastor looks over it and informs them that they are all set to become new members, however, before they can do so, they must purify their bodies. To accomplish this, the pastor tells them that they must abstain from sex for two weeks. All three couples agree to these terms, and they are told to come back after the two weeks are up to see if they passed the test and can become full members.

Two weeks later, the three couples return to the church office and are told to wait on chairs outside the meeting room because the pastor wants to see each couple separately.

The old couple enters first. The pastor asks "Have you abstained from sex for two weeks?"

The wife replies "yes, it was easy."

The pastor says "Well then, welcome to the church!"

The middle aged couple enters second. The pastor asks "Have you abstained from sex for two weeks?"

The husband replies "Yes, it wasn't bad for the first week, but it got harder for the last couple days so I had to sleep on the couch to avoid any temptation, but in the end, we made it through."

The pastor says "Fantastic, welcome to the church!"

The newlywed couple enters last. The pastor asks "Have you abstained from sex for two weeks?"

The husband replies "Well, it was hard for the first week but we were doing all right, but around the middle of the second week, it got to be too much. So you see, the one day, my wife was bending over to pick up a jar of peanut butter and... it happened... right there on the floor."

The pastor slowly shakes his head and sighs, "well, I'm sorry but you are not welcomed back to this church."

The husband looks up at the pastor and says "That's alright, were not welcomed back to the grocery store either!"

8-)