Vaseline Survey                            

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was

greeted by a Young woman

with three small children running around at her feet. He

says, 'I'm doing some

research for Vaseline.'

Have you ever used the product?'

She says, 'Yes.. My husband and I use it all the time.

'

And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use

it for?'  'We use it for sex.'

The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people

lie to me and say that

they use it on a child's Bicycle chain or to

help with a gate hinge . But, in fact, I know that most

people do use it for sex.

I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been

frank so far, can you

tell me exactly how you Use it for sex?'

The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at

all... My husband and I put

it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.'

 And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke.  ;D

Classic Buddy Hackett Joke!!!!!! ;D