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A man and his wife were celebrating their 10 year anniversary by taking a trip to a sunny Caribbean island.

The wife insisted the husband accompany her as she shopped for a new swimsuit.

While on the way to the mall, she asked, "should I get a bikini or an all-in-one"?

He replied, "get a bikini".

Why, she asked.

Because you'll never get it all in one, he replied.

The trip was cancelled.

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    ;D ;D ;D

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    Some will get slapped for even reading that joke.   I however, thought it was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D :D ;D :D

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     Thought it was GREAT! Actually ducked after reading it ;D...

    skillet

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    Wow. Nice! HeHeHe!

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