Always follow these rules www.safenow.org

I came across that site last year. It truly is a good laugh.

Its missing one ..If confronted by a armed criminal wave a anti-handgun/gun pamplet at them till they cry .then turn around and run faster then a bullet like chuck norris

Its missing one ..If confronted by a armed criminal wave a anti-handgun/gun pamplet at them till they cry .then turn around and run faster then a bullet like chuck norris

umm, yeah

"In case of emergency, the parking brake may be used as an adult novelty item." ;D

I once saw this movie where....... Uhhhh nevermind.....

Comedy Gold...

Yea, much like the you tube video he posted.

Not funny.

Yea, much like the you tube video he posted.

Not funny.

Yeah his sense of humor is truly goofy.