Minnesota humor

Ole and Sven die and wake up in ####. The next day the

> devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed

> in parkas, mittens and bomber hats warming themselves

> around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you

> doing? Isn't it hot enough? for you?"

>

> Ole and Sven reply, "Vell, ya know, we're from nordern

> Minnesoda, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're

> just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya

> know."

>

> The devil decides that these two aren't miserable

> enough and turns up the heat. The next morning he

> stops in again and there they are, still dressed in

> parkas, hats and mittens. The devil asks them again,

> "Its awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel that?"

>

> Again,Ole and Sven reply, "Vell, like we told you

> yesterday, we're from nordern Minnesoda, the land of

> snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance

> to warm up a little bit, ya know."

>

> this gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides

> to fix the two guys.

>

> He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The

> people are wailing and screaming every where. He stops

> by the room with the two guys from Minnesoda and finds

> them in light jackets and hats, grilling walleye and

> drinking beer.

>

> The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in

> abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying

> yourself."

>

> The two Minnesodans reply, "Vell, ya know, we don't

> get too much warm weather up dere in International

> Falls, we've just got to have a fish fry when the

> weathers this nice."

>

> The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see

> straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The

> two guys love the heat because they have been cold all

> their lives.

>

> The devil decides to turn all the heat off in ####.

> The next morning, the temperature is below zero,

> icicles are hanging everywhere, people are shivering

> so bad that they are unable to wail, moan and gnash

> their teeth.

>

> The devil smiles and heads for the room with the

> two Minnesodans. He gets there and finds them back in

> their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are

> jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming

> like mad men.

>

> The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I

> turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold

> and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?"

>

> Ole and Sven look at the devil in surprise, "Vell,

> don't ya know, if #### froze over dat must mean da

> Vikings won da Super Bowl."

:) :)