After seeing the Beaders signature I figured you could help me...

I just shaved the winter beard and realized that when it gets long my facial hair goes red. I have quickly gone through most of the stages of denial but am stuck on depression. I have no will to go on as a ginger. I now know how Eric Cartman felt in the "Gingervitis" episode.

I also plan on bringing my mother and various men on the next Maury Povich paternity show because there is ZERO Irish in my family.

Yes i am one of the chosen. But no, we dont steal souls or belong to cults( that you know of). No need to bring various men to Maury, because I am your father!

Two things:

1. Keep your fair skin covered from the sunlight (pretend you are a vampire).

2.  Do no be offended when people throw water on your head, crotch or possibly your back.  They are simply doing this out of courtesy because they believe you are on fire.

Speed is just jealous. He wishes he had these lushes red locks. He hasnt had hair since 4th grade.

Speed is just jealous. He wishes he had these lushes red locks. He hasnt had hair since 4th grade.

That is BS and you know it.

I have hair everywhere except the top of my head.   :

;D