To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the

Small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too

Much about me.

I was

coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I

Accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when

It bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will

Forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

XXX

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

How is that even possible? There is no rear end damage to the Ferrari....

hell hath no fury...

How is that even possible? There is no rear end damage to the Ferrari....

For how much a Ferrari cost it should be indestructible