One of my kids asked me one day; Dad, where did I get my brains?

From your mother I replied.

Looking surprised at my response, he said, Really?

I said, really son, I still have mine.

Good one.

Is the kid's mother a blond????  ;D   ;D   ;D

Did you just call .ghoti's wife a blond :-? jk lol

I have to remember that one!!

Did you just call .ghoti's wife a blond :-? jk lol

Quite alright. She is.

Not one of the dumb ones, thankfully.

Gotta love clean jokes.   

   Grandpa an grandson sitting on a chair together talking about respecting your elders.   Grandpa looks the part, old established gentlemen.

   Grandson asks what an elder is

Grandpa answers, well, thats some one who is older than yourself

  Grandson's reply,  grandpa, you must not respect very many elders then.

    

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Count it.