So my office isn't your typical office. Its actually a house that the owner bought as an investment when the time was right, and decided to put the business in here. Genius, right? There are only 5 office staff with my company, and I am the only male thats in here consistently. The basement of the house has two bedrooms, a full kitchen, and a wet bar. Perfect for an apartment, right? Right.

It was also home to a BEAUTIFUL, private, luxiourous toilet I had all to myself. When #2 was coming, I just went down stairs, had some time to myself, worry free, did my business, and back upstairs. 

Well, with this crappy economy my office has taken a slight downward spiral and decide to offset some fixed expenses and rent out the basement. Great for cash flow, bad for the only male in the house that sits down 5 times a day.

For some reason my office is located in what would be the second bedroom, and I don't have the pleasure to have the master bedroom with a private bathroom.  It's pretty nerve racking sitting down being able to hear every little thing on the other side of the door.Why, you ask? Because if I can hear everything on the other side, THEY can hear everything of THIS side of the door. It's not pleasant, nor do I have any other option as my private basement suite is occupied by someone else now....

Until next time, this has been an 'only man blues' production......

Maybe you can adjust your diet some.

Maybe you can adjust your diet some.

Dude, I eat like friggen Lance Armstong post cancer.

Welcome to my life man. I work 85% of the time out of my house. Most times it is awesome. But I also have 4 daughters. So try to use the bathroom (we have 2) in that situation. Because unlike the ladies in your office these youngins' HAVE to know what is going on in each room in the house every second.

Yeah I love it when you are on the throne and they have a conversation outside the door as to what may be going on inside....

Leave the door open. Guaranteed new arrangements will be provided. ;D

Must be nice to have a bathroom at work! Try driving a UPS truck...

courtesy flush + a can of aerosol air sanitizer

I used to work at a place and the only bathroom was IN my boss' office!!!!!!  How is that for awkward :-[

I didn't know ladies crapped roses.  Don't be ashamed of a good dump, share it with the rest of the world.