They should hire runner wranglers. People who are built well, and can run a 4.4 40. They'd wear exotic, native Indian looking attire, face painted and all. He would come sprinting out and screaming at the top of his lungs when runners decide to interrupt, execute a dramatic tackling display and have him off the field in no time flat.

I'd be a runner wrangler.

You run a 4.4. Wow. I wish I was fast :'(

This runner wrangler stuff does sound fun though. Coun't me in

I propose just having runners turned loose at the seventh inning stretch and tasing them. They could post the names of the runners, and people could bet on the last one standing. It would allow people the chance for a few moments in the spot light, and be entertaining for the crowd. :

Ditka would have just flattened him.

It wasn't Dozer, was it?